Weird Thoughts :)

[puru33]

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Why do child labour laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Whats a question with no answer called

[wmc26]

Nice post

[Anu]

Exclnt post.. Definitely weird.. ha ha ha