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Old 07-09-2005, 01:46 AM
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hey guys read this

Kal jab mile thhe
> to dil mein hua ek sound.
> Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
> your file not found!
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>
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> Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
> woh repeat kar doonga...
> Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
> ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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> Shayad mere pyar ko
> taste karna bhool gaye..
> Dil sey aisa cut kiya
> ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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>
>
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> Laakhon honge nigaah mein
> kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
> Mere pyaar ke icon pe
> kabhi to double-click karo...
> ---------------------------------------------------
> Roz subha hum karte hain
> pyar se unhe good morning...
> ! ;Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
> jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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> Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
> I don't like your face.
> Par dil ke storage mein
> no more disk space.
> ---------------------------------------------------
> Ghar se jab tum nikale
> pehen ke reshmi gown.
> Jaane kitne dilon ka
> ho gaya server down.
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> Jabse meri zindagi mein,
> aayi hai ik female.
> Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
> kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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> Dil se ek ishq ki
> application create kar raha hoon.
> Pyaar se debug karna
> mein wait kar raha hoon.
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> Tumhaare intezaar mein
> neend aayee so gaya.
> Yeh dekho me! ra connection
> time out ho gaya..
> ----------!
> -------------------------------------------
> Nazar mein to kai hain
> aur shaayad lonely hain...
> Problem yehi hai ki voh
> ab read only hain...
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> My PC's brain has 2 halves,
> viz.; the left and the right.......
> The left has nothing Right in it and ----
> The right has nothing Left in it. --------
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