| Ganguly & Sachin Joke
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old
guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding
pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day.
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think
there's cricket in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I
dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell
you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the
same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there
feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper,
"Sourav...Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?"
"Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin
that?"
Sachin sighs and whispers,
"You and me, we are going to open the innings on Friday."
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