| Ganguly Jokes :))
Dada Ganguly had been drinking too heavily before going to bat on black Monday. He staggered up to John Wright and confessed that he could see three of everything.
"Well," said John Wright, "when you get out there and the three balls come towards you, just hit the middle one."
Later Ganguly weaved his way to the crease and you all know what happened after that. He was just clean bowled soon.
When he made his way back, "What happened?" demanded John Wright. "Didn't you try to hit the middle ball?"
"Izzzezzzzezzz Yeshhhh," replied Dada, "but I used the outside bat!"
Q) What is the Height of Optimism?
A): Ganguly applying sunscreen cream on his face when he goes out to bat.
Railways keen on Ganguly: At least we'll have someone who comes (back) before time. This will help them improve the image with the Indian public.
What's Ganguly's favorite bird?
Answer - Duck
What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly’s innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time.
How can u say “Get Out” to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat.
If Rahul is “The Wall”, what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall.
How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up.
Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket?
Ans: no comments…….
Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement?
Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly.
Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly?
Ans:
i) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place. mistimes pull. Easy catch for short midwicket
ii) bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to keeper/slip
iii) full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for gully
iv) bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on to the stumps
v)bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit sixes. Now he either gets bowled or stumped or catch to close in fielders.
Whats Ganguly’s fav movie?
“Gone in 60 seconds”
How to Cook Maggie?
4 simple steps to cook Maggi noodles
Step 1: boil one cup of water.
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiledwater and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.
Knock, Knock.
"Who is there?"
"Ganguly"
"Ganguly who?"
"The batsman who had just gone out to bat"
Knock, Knock.
"Who is there?"
"Ganguly"
"Ganguly who?"
"The batsman who is feared most in Bangladesh and Zimbabwe"
Knock, Knock.
"Who is there?"
"Ganguly"
"Ganguly who?"
"Hey Dalmiya, you better watch your mouth"
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